JOKE OF THE DAY -- February 9th, 2010

Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

2. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

3. Say, "Man, this water is cold."

4. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

5. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

6. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

7. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."

8. Before you unroll the toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

9. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

10. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"