JOKE OF THE DAY -- February 12th, 2010

Yo Momma's so old...

Yo Momma's so old ... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo Momma's so old ... Jurassic Park brought back the memories.

Yo Momma's so old ... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo Momma with a sundial.

Yo Momma's so old ... She still owes Moses a dollar.

Yo Momma's so old ... When she was at school...there was no history class!

Yo Momma's so old ... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Yo Momma's so old ... When I asked for her ID, yo Momma handed me a rock

Yo Momma's so old ... She even made Yoda jealous.

Yo Momma's so old ... She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo Momma's so old ... When she gave birth, you came out with dentures.

Yo Momma's so old ... Her birthday expired.

Yo Momma's so old ... Her social security number is 000-000-001

Yo Momma's so old ... Her zip code is 00001.

Yo Momma's so old ... She used to cut Betty Rubble's hair

Yo Momma's so old ... She's the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.

Yo Momma's so old ... She farts out dust.

Yo Momma's so old ... Her birth certificate says "Expired" on it.

Yo Momma's so old ... She used to baby-sit Pascal

Yo Momma's so old ... She invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'